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English jokes
- How many children has your uncle got now?
- I haven't seen him since yesterday. He had 25 or 30 then.
- I guess the stork is familiar with his house ?
- The stork was very careful at first. He'd fly over the house, land on the roof and bring them down the chimney. Now, he just yells down and says: "Come on and get them!"
The little girl in the zoological park tossed bread pieces to the stork, which bobbed its head toward her for more.
- What kind of bird is that, Momma?
- It's a stork.
- O-o-o-h! No wonder it recognized me!
An elderly woman was escorting two little girls around the Zoo. While they were looking at the stork, she told them the legend of the ungainly bird-how it was instrumental in bringing them to their mamas.
The children looked at each other with sly glances, and presently one whispered to the other: "Don't you think we ought to tell the dear old thing the truth ?"
- Man: (To newsboy) Give me a Sun.
- Newsboy: Whaddya think I am, the stork?
- It says here in the paper about a "Stoic"-what's them things?
- Gee, kid-yer dumb. A stoic is de boid that brings de babies.
